There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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