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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!

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  a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

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  I'm about to be a big disappointment.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs

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• (626): View more from California

  Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.

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  That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone

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• (360): View more from Washington

  5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.

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