butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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