But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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