who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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He passed out mid-signature
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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