Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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