Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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