I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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