Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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