I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
