I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
