This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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