is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im holly from the hills drunk
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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