eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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