Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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