At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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