It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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