would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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