i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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