Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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