So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I love you. Go after that dick
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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