You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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