saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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