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and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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