I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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