You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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