Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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