They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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