Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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