real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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