After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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