From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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