Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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