Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
