i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
