then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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