No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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