wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
