Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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