Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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