D3 body, D1 cock
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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