his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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