Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
As shirtless as possible
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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