This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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