There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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