I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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