I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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