he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
why is half of my head shaved?
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