Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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