my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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