i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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