Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough