Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We left an ass print on the piano.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.