i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!