i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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