He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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