The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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