Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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